Yup...It's looking like I'm getting the opportunity to turn into one of them thar Massholes. Boss-man gave me the tap on the shoulder last night and it looks like it'll be some time in June till I physically move...although I'm already there mentally as far as I'm concerned.

So anyways, This goes out to anyone who lives in MA, has lived in MA, wants to live in MA, or really just anyone with an opinion on the matter...can't imagine finding any opinionated folks around here. My job will be in Fall River, MA in the south shore region of the state...kinda between Providence, RI and the cape.

So for the questions.

1. Most importantly, I know that western MA has some nice roads, but what's the riding like out by the cape?

2. Traffic around those parts? And remember I deal with NYC traffic on a daily basis now.

3. Areas to live in and stay away from?

4. Are there really hot, rich girls in Providence like I've heard?

5. Anyone out there wanna pay me to drink large amounts of alcohol while amazingly smoke large quanties of cigarettes at the same time?


Mark