Got me plans a'ready laid out I ha'e. Me 'n th' missus are going to ha'e dinner at Kelly's bar and grill. We'll go early to miss a' th' drunken louts. She'll be drivin' haim whilst I sing a few rounds o' Foo th' Noo.
"I'm foo th' noo, absolutely foo, an' I love the country I wa' born in.
For me name is Jack McGraw an' I dinna gi'e a straw for I've somethin' in th' bo'le for th' morrnin!"
Well, technically, that's a Scots song written by Harry Lauder, but it fits the bill.
