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Everyone is going about this all wrong. You can't assault or injure him. Peer pressure won't work. The cops are never around when you need them. The answer is clear.

Pull your mufflers off the bike and at 3am rev it up in front of his house. Warn your (non-asshat) neighbors first so they can wear earplugs and so they won't call the cops themselves. Do it every night for a week. Heck, pull your license plate too so he can't photograph it. Then propose a detante.

You may not want to use this exact method, but you have to find out what annoys him and do it mercilessly. This is war. The first person to get the other to do something illegal (and provable), or quit, wins.