So trash, you're tellin' me that the following exchange between a fictional L.A. Police Detective and some equally fictional wigged-out hippie on an episode of "Dragnet 1969" is...heaven forbid....NOT REAL????????

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Wigged-out hippie: "Hey Pig! You're really not "with it", are ya dude?!"
Joe Friday: "Yep! You're one groovy far-out cat, aren't you young man?"
(dum-da-DUM-dum....dum-da-DUM-dum-DUMMMMM)