Barry, don't worry. There's been a major breakthrough in toilet technology.

Thanks to NASA, adult diapers have now become so advanced in design that you can now patronize Ryan's Steak House at any time, and without these nasty old concerns.(at least that's what I hear lately)

And regarding "THE" hamburger to beat all fastfood hamburgers....

Gentlepeople...

I have ONE word for ya...

FATBURGER!!!(unfortunately for most here...available only in California, Arizona, and Nevada)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)