They're excellent suits, but allow some extra time the first time you suit up. It is indeed a WTF? moment. I too have the big banana suit. I'm too old too worry about cool. It's too late for that for me.
The way they fasten up is perhaps like nothing you've seen before, and if Triumph had a night course on how to put one on, it wouldn't have hurt my feelings.
The 2nd time gets easier.
Here is perhaps the world's looooowest budget rain suit - a buck four fifty per issue.
http://www.galeton.com/item_detail.asp?SKU=9320102
I bet they fit small in the saddle bags though.