I don't know what parenting techniques are being used in Austin Texas but I think that if you have had even half the things on that list happen in your household then you might want to up the amount of attention and guidance being provided to your kids. Might wanna throw some consequences (formerly known as punishment) in there too. A little bit of reasonable discipline can go a long way!!! Don't mean turn this into a serious thread though, I thought the list was pretty hilarious. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going out to the shed to find some brake fluid and clorox!!!
