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(ooh..I almost forgot about the part where the koala bear swoops down from the eucalyptus tree and rips that stupid walrus mustache off that fat face o' his TOO!!!)
You know they actually do that, doncha? That's why they're known locally as drop-bears...
NO KIDDIN'???!!! Gee Matt, I had NO IDEA that OZ was chocked-full of...COMMANDO KOALAS...swooping down from the trees and ripping the facial hair off unsuspecting people.(and loud-mouthed chopper builders from New Jersey)
Oh! Wait a minute here. I think I misunderstood you. You REALLY meant that those cute furry little suckers(when they're not promoting Qantas Airlines) get high from eatin' those eucalytus leaves and then regularly drop out of those trees down there.
Well, it just goes to show ya....Those little koalas should'a NEVER listened to Timothy Leary and his "advice" to..."Tune In, Turn On, and DROP OUT"!!!  
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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