Wimp!
I'll have you know, one day many years ago, I was ridin' down the road on my trusty old Henderson, when a Greyhound bus ran a stopsign and T-boned me REAL good! I just picked myself up, dusted myself off and walked over to where the twenty-some pieces of my bike ended up.
LUCKILY, I had my trusty ol' crescent wrench in my back pocket, and in LESS than an hour that puppy and I was back on the road!
HHRUMPH....Kids TODAY!!!