Well Evanman, you have now oficially crossed over into the "Totally Insane" group.
That would be pretty cool!
Sounds scarely familiar to the Darwin Award thread though. Maybe you'll make the list?

A long time ago a friend of mine drilled tiny hole into his headers of his Ford Torino and made an small oil injector that he would use to inject vegetable oil into the headers while going down the road. It would make this huge unbelievable thick smoke cloud behind him. It was very handy for tailgaters. He got a very expensive ticket for it though after using it to try and outrun the cops. They didn't think it was too funny. He paid something like a $1000 fine for "Enforcement avoidence" equipment on his vehicle. Never heard of that one before that.