Well Friar John,

I like to look into the eyes of the people I talk(or say "I'm just lookin'") to. I've always thought that it's a little bit better than having to ask HAL(with that one little beady red "eye") to..."Please open the Pod-Bay Door"!

Cheers,
Dwight
(yeah...I KNOW...some of them there Harley salesmen have TWO little beady red eyes, don't they?)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)