Geeeeze, Ray – The Brits – Those with the stiff upper lip, we can handle anything from the Blitzkrieg and subway bombings to even Elton John are overcome with a bit of snow. We’ve had that weather here for over a fortnight and no-one here in the colonies is whinning as though they were kicked in the goolies. Have you all gone bleedin’ barmy? You’re behavin’ like a bunch of Nancy Boys.

Have a tea, pick yourselves up off your sorry arses and get to work.


2004 Triumph Speedmaster (J Lo) 2006 Yamaha Stratoliner (Adele)