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"Things you oughtta know" whoa- should be The things I know now.... way too much about animal anatomy!!! Thanks Yota and Matt.
Matt, its good you have BIG dreams! Everybody needs a dream.
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"Poppycock normally is."
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"should be The things I know now.... way too much about animal anatomy!!!
I didnt even go into details, PM me if you wana buy a race horse.
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ive actaully got a few dates setup by you in the next few weeks you can come watch if you want.
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only if I can be in the film
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Wait till she tells you she doesn't spell it with a M...  
don't tempt me...
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One apple will keep you more alert in the morning than a cup of coffee.
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so then an apple and a cup of coffee should do the trick quite nicely.
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The average adult produces one to three pints of intestinal gas a day and passes gas 14 to 23 times a day. Vegetarians, carbonated-beverage drinkers, gum-chewers and smokers tend to produce more than the average amount of intestinal gas, as do people who eat lots of gas-producing foods.
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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Okay Yota.
Walk(er) away slowly from the keyboard...and no sudden moves!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Buffalo wings didn't come from KY.
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Buffalo wings didn't come from KY.
No kidding?
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"Poppycock normally is."
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Yeah...and did you know that "Buffalo" Bill Cody never shot a buffalo in his life.
But he did shoot a whole lot of the North American BISON in his many years on earth.("buffalo" being a misnomer applied to the bison)
But you guys probably already knew this, didn't ya?!
That one's kind'a like this other old "gotcha"......What's the correct pronunciation for the capitol of Kentucky? Is it..."LOO-a-ville" or "Loo-E-ville"?
Neither.
It's pronounced...FRANK-furt!
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Neither.
It's pronounced...FRANK-furt!
As in the Weiner and Hotdog? Where was this great american food created?
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Stewart
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Canadian bacon didn't come from Canada either!
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Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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a coyote can hear a camera shutter from 200yds away.
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Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
i,d imagine that them who,s scared of bees and dogs probably do know that. and in meeting said beasties, that their head is not the only thing weighing 8lbs
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
I thought pipedr's diarrhea/vomit story was the funniest thing I've read on this sight until I read this little gem
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If you liked that check out the Chuck Norris facts website. All of it is true too.
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This one's for you Yota.
Cat Facts:
1. If you take a cat and shave off one side of his whiskers he'll walk like he's drunk.
2. If you then shave off both sets of his whiskers he'll stop and any doorway in the house and slowly poke his head through to make sure he can fit. It seems they use their whiskers as a measure to make sure their body can fit through things.
3. If you tie a string to his tail and on the other end of the string you put a small bolt or nut ... then you scotch tape all four of his feet and drop him on the floor hilarity ensues. First he'll try to kick the tape off .. then when he moves and the bolt or nut clatters behind him he'll take off .. with very little traction. Upon stopping .. the bolt or nut will rattle up under him and he'll go again. Word of caution ... you must catch him and remove these things are he'll run himself to death.
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If you gently tie a sock around a cats stomach it shuts off the back legs...
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a coyote can hear a camera shutter from 200yds away.
So can Jesse Jackson !!!
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When we were kids, my older brother talked me into peeing on the sprakplug of a running Cushman motor scooter. I remembered that!
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If you were to put a firecracker in a cats butt & light it would out run a Rocket III in the 1/4 mile????
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My friend Cantrell did that to (a running VW bug) and his B**** swelled up to the size of watermelons, he was hurting dude !!!
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a thimble full of gas added to kerosene..lowers the flash point of the kerosene to that of gas..never drink jegar by the gallon..304 stainless steel is not magnetic and 400 series is,but no one cares..never set on cold steel..never let a dog kiss you if you have a litter box in the house..never turn down a free beer
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if you pour gas from an almost empty plastic jug onto a fire the flame will run back into the jug causing it to explode in your hand.
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