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70% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

That thing about poo as emergency rations... Who the h**** was it that first tried this?

If you know someone with an older bike, stay away from them if the forget to retard the ignition more than twice before starting.

Half the people around you are sub-normal.

When man makes something foolproof, nature breeds a better fool.


Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python