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Why do all Chinese take out tell you be ready in fifteen min?

racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

I've heard in an emergency you can eat your own poo. But if you eat it the second go around it will kill you.

Bull$hit !

really I have heard that. it is too toxic the 2nd time thru.

Neighbor's cat using your flower beds as a toilet? Go buy some window screen mesh in a roll at Home Depot, then bury it under the mulch. They only have to get their claws stuck in it ONE time and they'll never come back. Humane too, as such things go.

A BB gun works great too.

If you tie 2 cat's tails together & hang them over a clothes line they will fight til the death.

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really I have heard that. it is too toxic the 2nd time thru.

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Double Bull$hit I say

why would anyone make something like that up?

You can eat all the crap you want in an emergency , I'll take tree bark, or sand, or paint chips.....but crap? Nah.


To get you dog to stop diggin in the yard - head to the grocery store ansd get a big container of pepper and spread it around the areas he likes to dig.

Windsor, Ontario Canada is south of the United States of America.

South of parts of the US

Urine is sterile and contains 95% water about 3% urea (a chemical found in many SKIN CARE products) and the remaining % is various minerals and hormones ...NOT BIT OF "WASTE" PRODUCTS...that is not the job of the Kidneys THAT belongs to other parts of the body...liver and such.

last year in GA my urine was 50% beer & 50% Sparks.

and you still drank it.

Let me guess if your pour urine on poo it.....no forget it.

urine + Poo = Bud Light?

Less filling?

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1 out of 350,000 Americans get electrocuted in their life.

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Since electrocution is defined as a fatal electric shock, I suspect that the number is much lower.

Pigeons!!! Blue death rat poison works great.

We had someone learn something a work last week
Never call the owner of the company a dick if his son is working at the next desk

Don't eat Cheeto's and watch porn or you'll end up with ahhh never mind.

70% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

That thing about poo as emergency rations... Why the h**** was it that first tried this?

If you know someone with an older bike, stay away from them if the forget to retard the ignition more than twice before starting.

Half the people around you are sub-normal.

When man makes something foolproof, nature breeds a better fool.

The height of the Eiffel Tower can vary as much as 6 inches depending on the temperature.
Twelve percent of lightning strikes occur at golf courses.
The Empire State Building has 6,400 windows.
It is considered an insult to tip at a restaurant in Iceland.
Einstein never learned how to drive a car.
The Galapagos Islands are the only place on the equator where both penguins and fur seals can be found.
A Rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible combinations.
A light bulb at a fire station in Livermore, California, has been burning since 1901.
German chocolate cake isn't German.
The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
Pigs can get a suntan.
There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year.
On average, there are about 100 lighting strikes every second worldwide.
The human eye blinks an average 4,200,000 times a year.
We are born with 350 bones and die with 206.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
Cats' pee glows under a black-light.

"The quick crown fox jumped over the lazy dog." That sentence uses every letter on a "Royal" manual typewriter.

It's impossible for 3 drunk guys to tip a cow.

If a cow farts on a cold day you will see a puff of steam.

"Big Jackdaws love my great Sphinx of quartz" is supposed to be the shortest sentence in English to use all 26 letters.

"Cabin Fever" seems to be setting in big time.
It sure is with me, although I'll take the cold with no snow
over 8 feet any day!!!

Uncle Charlie

farts will really ignite.
if you hold an orange peel up to a lighter & squeeze it will shoot little flames too.

Yota is a twisted indivual.

But darn funny.

If you grab a cat's belly while it is sleeping & bark @ the same time they will attack you!

Never hold a lighter to a frozen windshield.
4 watts can kill you.
If you arc weld w/o a hood it will burn your eyes.

The smoker you drink,the player you get.