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Thousands of years from now, after the comet/rogue asteroid strike, a race of super-intelligent cockroaches will have evolved to become the dominant species on this planet.
Perhaps their archeologists will be excavating one day and come across an America or a Speedmaster somehow miraculously preserved just below the newly discovered iridium layer in the ancient soils....

We can only imagine how the populace will react to such a find, mainly because none of us speak "cockroach"...




Man, you guys are a gloomy bunch of sods!! Stop worrying about Global Warming, Ice Ages, and Comet Strikes. In 10.5 million years the moon will begin to collapse into a White Dwarf, causing the moon to fragment, sending huge chunks of itself into our atmosphere just before the sun goes into Supernova thus obliterating several thousand years of human existence.

There, happier now?