OK, here we go!

My ideas:
Use the backhoe to dig an access ramp to the basement.
Use the backhoe to dig the footings for a garage.
Use the backhoe to dig your own grave in the backyard,
'cause you're probably gonna give yourself a heart attack
if you attempt this.

Anyway,
Call me if you need someone to hold the camera,
Grover can call 911.
Uncle Charlie