Paula,
Did you see Steven Wright make a rare TV appearance on Letterman last night? I know you like him.
(a few of his one-liners I recall....)
"My friend is on the Ouija Board of Directors."
"My friend's kid has H.D.A.D.D.
His attention to detail doesn't last very long, but when it does, he's real clear about it."
(I wish I could remember more of them)