Aah! Once again I guess I must be the one single solitary soul to shoot(HEY! Was THAT a pretty darn good attempt at alliteration or WHAT?!) the proverbial holes into yet another little theory making the rounds around here!(and here I always thought Mr.Carlin was soooooooo smart)
THIS won't work of course, and NOT because they will ignore those darn signs...it's because five'll get cha ten that they can't even READ 'em!!!
(Illiteracy...that's NOT the same as what I attempted above, of course...is one of our most pressing problems in this country today, ya know?!)
