Lottery: A tax on people who are really bad at math

Rehab is for quitters

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard


Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790)