Wait a minute Paula!

These theories are hogwash, and I can prove it.

You see, I HAVE discovered what the Universe "is for and why it's here"!

The Universe is here so that I can periodically jump on one of my Triumphs and cleanse all the mental flotsome and jetsome that accumulates in that organ located between my ears.(small though it may be...but that's a different topic all together)

And so, if that is indeed the case, then by simple deduction, these theories can not possibly be "true" or "correct", per se.

I mean, NONE of the Triumphs sitting in my garage have ever "instantly disappeared" and been "replaced" by some un-seen mystical hand into HARLEYS!!!

So, if you ever run across this Doug character whom you quoted, you can tell him for me that he's full o' crap!!!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)