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Ok Dwight, if your date with this Matilda ended so abruptly, can you explain to class how you knew she had 3 warts on the side of her head, especially if they were concealed by her hair?



Well Thanassis,
When Matilda walked by the airconditioning vent, her hair would fly gently away off her hunched back and glint in the soft fluorescent lighting of the office in such a way that those magnificent warts of her's would be exposed for the whole wide world to admire.

(this memory will be etched in my soul until the end of my days)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)