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does your mom tell you about all of her experiences??
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nah...she has a blog about her worst sexual escapades...every week there's a new one about you. you're just getting worse and worse aren't you?
Mark
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good thing you pay her so much...or else she'd never come back
Mark
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if she keeps paying what do I care
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and good thing you can read...i said good thing YOU pay so much
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posted at the same time good afterthought though.. maybe you should go back to your moms blog for some more juicy details.
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and dude...enough with the secret videos...thats just not cool
Mark
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Sorry I didnt think that you would actually watch those.
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i didn't watch them...your sister told me about them the other night...she said you were trying to get her in there too
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is that the best cover up you could come up with.
PS sorry about "borrowing" your bike for 2 mins.
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2 minutes? try 90 seconds...
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Sorry I wasnt counting. Either way I feel bad about gumming up your carbs.
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yeah...you proved to us all that humans can actually fit into the squirrell condoms
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those are on the intake manifolds not the carbs... in the world of bad bike jokes, looks like i just sunk your float...
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big words from a guy with a thruxton needle stuck up there 160 main. Hope that polishes your exhust.
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ok...is that you saying that you want to put your needle up my main jet?
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No im saying you should get some head work cuz im gona big bore you.
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ok...i'm getting bored with all these innuendos...just come out and say it...
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so what you really mean is that you cant come up with anything...
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well with all this talk about exhaust polishing and big boring me...i'm afraid uncle pat might get lonely without his "little a$$-istant"
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come on now, never slam the man that is willing to share his knowledge.
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but last time i bought you a beer, you tried to slam me...
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In his defence he would say lets race to the bar. I like IPA Ill put it on your tab.
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but when you race to the bar, you like to come in last just so you're BEHIND the other guys
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wow. weak. the only thing ive seen that was less powerful was your dyno.
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wow...thats the epitome of lame bike jokes
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Well i'm out...had my share to drink tonight and gotta get up in a few hours.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Jeezus, would you two get a room already?
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Crap I'm more confused now than ever. 
Jim
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I feel your pain. Kind of a flash-back to middle school there for a while. This too shall pass.
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