Quote: well, my wife wont let me use the iron!, all you have to do to avoid useing this type of house hold instrument is(burn a hole in her best top!)as with the washing machine...(just put EVERYTHING in on a boil wash). you only need to do this once, and you are BANNED from useing these things for ever... shame eh?,also if you guys need to use the vacume cleaner, make sure you spill a drink n vacume it up!! hey presto!!! never need to use it again because when she buys a 'new' one, its 'hers' and keep off it!
WELL!!! There you GO, guys! The JIG is UP!!! Smitty here has just let the friggin' cat out o' the bag!!!
THANKS SMITTY!!!
Dwight (Didn't I TELL YOU GUYS that it would be some friggin' Limey dude who'd RUIN IT for all of us around here!!!...What NEXT "gov'nah"?! Are you gonna tell all our wives and girlfriends about how buyin' that "necessary" chrome doodad that we just bought for our Triumph, wasn't really necessary TOO???!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
