"Yes! Women, like men, sometimes go to those strip clubs...those kinds that cater to them, like Chippendales. Have you ever seen those ladies there? Well I have! I went with a girlfriend of mine once. All The women there were hoopin' and hollerin' at the guys up on stage, but of course that's all it was...just one big goof!"
All I know is it that every time my wife has gone to one of those shows, she comes home drunk and horny expecting me to "fix it"....hmm think I'll send her to one friday.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
