Heck. I'd buy one of those Korean bikes if it came with one of those Not sure where I'd store it so my wife didn't find it tho

We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.