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"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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Moodygrouch Crankypoop...
Defiantly not as tough as the 1%er name generator.
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Moodymonkey Wickedfoot?! 
Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to that fact and relax
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Peevishwhiner Snottyshorts
or
Moodymonkey Snottyshorts
Tony G
'03 America
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Stingyfrown Snippypants...somehow doesnt seem grinchy enough 
THE VOICE OF REASON
per: Stewart
AF&AM/Shriner/Scoutmaster
130/45 TBS 2shim SS Uni 18/42
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OK, now altogether......
You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
with arsenic sauce!
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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Fe Butt
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Woefulpout Wickedton.
Hey...BTW, I got a question....Did anybody else besides ME have to input their Visa credit card and Social Security numbers AND their mother's maiden name to get this thing to work??? 
AND...why was the Data Base of this thing located in NIGERIA of all places??? 
Cheers,
Dwi...er...Woefulpout Wickedton, that is
(I don't know! It DID seem a little suspicious to me at the time, but THEN AGAIN, I wouldn't have this "COOL" NEW NAME, now WOULD I???!!! 
Last edited by Dwight; 12/21/2006 4:11 PM.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Should be Riding
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Crotchetyfrown Crankypants Now you want to fight about it? 
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Naw moe! I'm just..."turnin' green" with envy, that's all!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Big Bore
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At least I don't have cranky poop!!  Im only Grimgrinch Fussypants
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Naw your just a fussy pants! thats A LOT better!
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Crabbycrab Poutyfoot....
Funny the guys at work been calling me that for years.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Should be Riding
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Lynn is Wretchedwhiner Crankypants. 
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Mine: Pevishfrown Jerkybottom
Not sure if I'd rather have Jerky Bottom or Cranky Poop!
Better yet? When you enter "Santa Claus" you get: Crabbybeast Rottennoggin
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"Miserlywhiner Rascalbottom"
Gene
"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
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Monkey Butt
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Well mine is Scroogeymonster Crankypants How can that program be so right 
Ray(UK)
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Depending on which version of my first name I put in.... Miserlyscrooge.....Stingycrab....or....Miserlycrab Rascalbottom. Hmmmm....how does it know me sooooo well... I'll plead the fifth thank you! Becky
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frownytroll scoundrelton ??
What the heck is a frownytroll scoundrelton?
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oooooohhhhh
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
cuz you've always been a rotten little brat
reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
they're gonna chew your welcome mat
swallow your kitty cat
reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your a$$
he's gonna KICK your a$$
he's gonna KICK your a$$
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your a$$
cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
wreck your tv
burn down your christmas tree
elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
cuz they ain't got nothing else to do
santa's loaded with attitude
he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
his workshops been closed by an auditor
and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
cuz he's had a really crummy year
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Mine is NASTYGRINCH SNOTTYHEAD. Whatever that means?
I was so much older then, I am younger than that now (Wrote By Dylan Sung by the BYRDS,)
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Quote:
What the heck is a frownytroll scoundrelton?
Uh, evidently it's you Alan!!
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Someone at work calls me the Grinch all year round....
But then I've been given Woefulwhiner Crustyhead
Gina
03 America - Pretty stock - except the TBS wheel...
06 America - missing, presumed in bits. With it's TBS wheel...
09 America - It's very blue....
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Quote:
oooooohhhhh
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
cuz you've always been a rotten little brat
reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
they're gonna chew your welcome mat
swallow your kitty cat
reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your a$$
he's gonna KICK your a$$
he's gonna KICK your a$$
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your a$$
cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
wreck your tv
burn down your christmas tree
elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
cuz they ain't got nothing else to do
santa's loaded with attitude
he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
his workshops been closed by an auditor
and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
he's gonna kick your a$$
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a$$
cuz he's had a really crummy year
No wonder they call you Crabbycrab Poutyfoot!!
You're enough to turn CindyLou Who from Whoville into Nastymonster Selfishbottom!! 
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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ah common Paula I'm realy a sweetheart deep down inside.....besides you started the Grinch thread.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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I know- your heart is not 2 sizes too small at all......
Actually, I love your song, especially:
"reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
they're gonna chew your welcome mat
swallow your kitty cat
reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month"
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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Should be Riding
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Quote:
I know- your heart is not 2 sizes too small at all......
Actually, I love your song, especially:
Well not my song group called "The Arrogant Worms"
Canadians I think.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Miserlygrinch Rottenfoot
06BA,-AI,NoBfls,K&NPods,TBS,155/45,2 3/4Out,SidGapPlgs,Wirsnbrs
NawImPrityFknFarFrmOkMan
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How about: Crabbymonster Scoundrelshorts
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Saddle Sore
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More flags
More fun!
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Grumpyfrown Pricklyhead. I have been called much worse.
Ezcue
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Bleakfrown Heartlesshead
Not sure if that's an insult or not???
Wendell
"Reality is for people who lack Imagination"
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Rich
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Crabbygrinch Smughead Which sounds a lot better than what most people call me
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
Seller of fine automobiles.
Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga
423-424-4000
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Kevin
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'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
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we should do this every weekend!
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Scroogeygrinch Snippyhead
Thanks for the link.........
Erwin
05 America
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Crabbyurchin Rascalpoop. I like it, maybe I can get it put on a cusotom license plate frame made for my bike
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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