Im not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but at the risk of repeating someone elses comments.
LADIES, BE CAREFULL, BE VERY VERY CAREFULL.
These triumphs have a tendancie to sway their owners onto internet chat rooms/forums things, and we know where that can lead you. Before you know it, you are a pooh bar or worse talking online to unknown people from all over the world. AND then end up talking Dwightish.

Be careful ladies
