First Rule of Dwightish......
PUNCH all the words you wish to EMPHASIZE in a sentence using the shift button at your disposal.
THEN, always remember...you can NEVER overuse any and/or ALL of those little squiggly things known as punctuation marks, Mark!
BUT, I have to question this "Mid-Atlantic accent" thing that you're throwing out here.
If you recall, Cary Grant was said to have had a so-called "Mid-Atlantic accent", but UNLESS to can say my wife Judie's name rapidly three times in a row AND sound CONVINCINGLY "SAUVE" while doing it...you brother, AIN'T got no "Mid-Atlantic" accent, BOY!!!
