You are kidding, right? After all the threats, promises, and sick inuendos, your not bailing now! We'll have to make an intervention run to bring you to your senses. Parenting is not what it's built up to be, kids will be there forever to make your life miserable until you die. Whereas your bretheren Triumph riders will accept you with open arms and unconditional.... well, I tried to keep a straight face
