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60% yoot ain't a yoot....
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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I guess I can give the Yutes something to look forward to when they get older.
we should do this every weekend!
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I guess thats a way of looking at it...
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Here's the yoot criteria:
1. never been married 2. no children 3. able to drink most people under 4. willing to do stupid stuff 5. rides a Triumph
Hey I fit that! Do I get bonus points for being REALLY REALLY good at number 4??
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Sounds like "Man Rule" time to me. The question being, Yota wants to be 3/5s Yute. My Man Rule proposal is that if Yota can drink 3 fifths of Wild Turkey he can be 3/5s Yute.....Man Rule? Naw check that...I don't want to suction Yota stomach with my shop vac. Would be Acute Alchohol poisoning.
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What Wild Turkey is the requirement the 80 proof or the 101?
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I can drink a 1/2 gal of Jose
we should do this every weekend!
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Im selling tickets for $2 a pop for any one that wants to see it. There will be a 50/50 raffle at the end.
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I can do it & straight a walk line.
we should do this every weekend!
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the only way you would be able to walk a line is if we taped a marker to your boot!!
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we should do this every weekend!
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I can drink a 1/2 gal of Jose
Cool! Then we can do this:

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Yeah..& someone will get shot! 
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A shot of what? More Jose?
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simmer down cowboy! If you dont notice that then you have it commin!
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Ok I might not shoot anyone but I'll knock the H8ll out of them.
we should do this every weekend!
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Will you need to borrow my pistol? 
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Yota if you need amo for Fill's pistol ill bring some caps 
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no thanks Fill...I'm bringing 1 of mine.
we should do this every weekend!
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ok boys thats enough gun talk your gona scare off people that have never been to our rallies before.
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guns don't kill ppl. hydraulic shock,inertia & kenetic energy does.
we should do this every weekend!
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It's OK Matt, I won't be packing. I will let Janet take care of me!!  Oh btw, I might not have mentioned. Janet is coming. She will be riding her bike up!!!!! 
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cool...so i can ride b* w/ you?
we should do this every weekend!
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No, with Janet. Just watch your hands. 
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Oh come on Fill I dont give a dang if you carry. If NY wasnt so blue I would. But we dont wana scare people off now do we
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Like we haven't already tonight! 
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Well in that case ive gota bag a fire crackers and were gona try to pick up some m-80's for those ant hills I keep hearing about. (hey I tried to do the right thing)
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Check out the places on the NC/SC border on I95...
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consider it done 
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Check out the places on the NC/SC border on I95...
South of the Border? They have any good stuff there?
Mark
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They used to but I haven't been there in a number of years. You are going right by there so.....
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I haven't been there since I was 14 or 15 years old. Only thing I remember is buying bricks of scribs for super cheap and trying to blow stuff up with them.
Mark
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I think we should plan on spending $20 each and see who can buy the most ridclious things.
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I plan on hooking up a couple hundred fireworks to my bike for that rocket boost effect.
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No no I ment besides fireworks. We need to get some of those real big foam cowboy hats. Maybe some plastic gold chain necklaces.
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We need to get some of those real big foam cowboy hats. Maybe some plastic gold chain necklaces.
Well that always goes without saying...
Mark
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Just makin sure you are on the same page.
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Ryan, See if they will give you a copy of the video so we can watch it. "This is Ryan's colon".Do another after the rally see we can see before and after effects of a BA.Com rally. Mark
A REAL BOSTON BUTT!!!!!!
OMG. No pork for me. Yota pulling it, Matt smoking after it and Ryan and his pictures... 
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guns don't kill ppl. hydraulic shock,inertia & kenetic energy does.
Dang Yota, That is one of the most profound statements I have ever read from you! 
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yep. I know a couple of BIG words. profound???? is that past tense on profane? 
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