Not a one liner, but I heard this today at my work Holiday party:
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Ice Cream Soda.
Ice Cream Soda Who?
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Ice Cream Soda Neighbors Can Hear me.
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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