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Learned Hand
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Not a one liner, but I heard this today at my work Holiday party:
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Ice Cream Soda.
Ice Cream Soda Who?
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Ice Cream Soda Neighbors Can Hear me.
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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Oil Expert
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if woman dont find you handsome. they should find you handy.Red Green,
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Loquacious
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Quote:
Keep your stick on the ice 
If the woman don't find you handsom
they should at least find you handy
hear it
Last edited by RobBA05; 12/19/2006 2:52 PM.
THE VOICE OF REASON
per: Stewart
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Learned Hand
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Remember Kids any tool can be the right tool
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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What's the latin man oath? Quando omni opus morticai or something?
Benny
Black & Silver '02
Too many mods to list
Not enough miles ridden
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