"I got caught by the Galactic Police doing the speed of light in a speed of sound zone. I didn't hear the sirens until after they arrested me." Robin Williams as Mork
"Those guys ain't so tough. The school I went to, after they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family." Rodney Dangerfield
"Sex without love is an empty experience. But, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." Woody Allen
