1.when we where a kingdom we had a king,when we where an empire we had an emporer(sp?).now were a country and weve got margeret thatcher . sid aloitiuos(sp) snot(kenny everett).2. i wos stopped by the fuzz the other day an he asked where i was coming from and i said southall, then he asked where i was going and i said vauxhall, then he asked whats in the bag an i said ........nothing . sid snot