I was in the Dessert Inn in Yeehaw Junction when this big, ugly, biker stormed thru the door, in a bad mood and obviously looking for a fight. "Everybody on that side of the bar is an a$$hole!" he shouted, "Anybody want to make something of it? Just stand up!" Nobody stood up. "And everyone on this side of the bar is a f***ing faggot!" A lawyer stood up. "You wanna fight?" snarled the biker. "No", said the lawyer, "it's just that I'm on the wrong side of the bar."
I think we otta stop in there on Sunday on the way to Fellsmere!! Woooo Hooooo!
