Quote:

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." Wise words, regardless of gender, although cutesy bathroom plaques has always seemed a little weird to me.....(Pre- apologies to any collectors of cutesy bathroom stuff.)



Could become a diversion (if not hijacking). A couple of memorable ones:

"We aim to please. You aim too, please"

"All players with short bats are requested to stand closer to home plate"

Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también