Can't lie... I'm the one who, when a guest at a house, can not leave the bathroom toilet all pissed up before I leave.
You know... When you walk in to go potty and see one of the "others" before you, missed... Then if you leave it, it looks like your the bass turd.
I always grab some T.P. and do a quick wipe. Then put the seat down, lid and all.
Guess it's my civic duty.
Hey, if I helped drink the beer, it's the least I could do.

No, I'm not coming over.
