Delivered with charm and sincerity (oh, and perhaps along with a sparkly sumpin' in a lttle velvet box to demonstrate good intent), this would work until 2 AM when she FALLS IN!! (Think of the sparkly sumpin' as the "pre-apology".)

What is it I was told...."A smart woman thoroughly enjoys a man's flattery while knowing better than to believe it." Tee- hee.


"Let your soul shine, It's better than sunshine, It's better than moonshine, ****** sure better than rain." -ABB