Ok, Beckys post reminded me of this thought I had...
Thought I'd share...
Ever get in trouble for leaving the toilet seat up?
Here's the excuse...
"Honey I know how us Men get sometimes. So I gave this some thought.
You may think that Gentelman put the toilet seat down for the ladies because it's the polite thing to do, right?
And that rotten bass turds like me leave it up because we don't think, right?
Well, if a Rotten bass turd goes to the bathroom after me and he has a problem with "leaking" on the rim, he obviously is not capeable of picking up the seat if it were down before he relieved himself.
That would leave your only clean seat, soiled by a Bass turd.
I leave the seat up because I know it will be safe up there and no-one will mess with your clean seat.
See honey, I'm always thinking about you."
When finished, DO NOT say,
"I suggest you start putting it up when your done too."
...unless of course you like the whoopin.
And DO NOT gloat about yourself being the Gentelman.
