A young girl was riding the new bicycle that she had just gotten for Christmass in a city park.
A Policeman on horse back stops her and asks...
"So did Santa give you that bicycle?"
"Yes" she replies "isnt it a beuty?"
"Yes it is" says the officer "but you have to tell Santa that he forgot to put a reflector on the back" and hands her a $5 ticket.
The little girl looks at the ticket...then up at the officer and says.
"Thats a nice horse you have did Santa give it to you?"
The policeman chuckles and says "Why yes Santa gave him to me"
The little girl says..
"Tell Santa next time to put the d**k under the horse"
