(the following comes courtesy of a "pre-Politically Correct" America)......
The Patrol Office: "Sir, I pulled you over because you appear to be under the influence AND you were going the WRONG WAY down a one-way street!"
The drunk driver: "I did, ossifer???!!! Well, I'll be DARN! I didn't KNOW this was a one-way street!"
The Patrol Officer: "Well sir, didn't you see all the arrows pointed AT YOU as you drove down this street?"
The drunk driver: "ARROWS? NO, ossifer! I didn't see any ARROWS! Hell...I didn't even see any INJUNS!!!"
