So this guy was pulled over for speeding. Right out of the middle of traffic going the same speed.
When the officer asked him what he did for a living, he replied, "I'm a rectum stretcher".
The cop says, "what the hell is that"?
He replies, " I start with one finger, go to two, then three, etc. I pull and stretch until it's six feet in diameter."
The cop asks him "what do you do with a six foot arsehole?
The reply, "give him a badge and a gun, and put him in your patrol car."
