Ten things NOT to say when cop asks "Do you know why I stopped you?"
10. "You're lonely?"
9. "You thought I was your daddy/mommy?"
8. "You think guys/girls in leather are hot?"
7. "BADGES!!!! BADGES!!! we don't need no stinking badges"
6. "Sheriff Taylor said you could load your gun, and you need help?"
5. "You are lost, and need directions to the Dunkin Donuts?"
4. "I look like the guy that winked at you in the bar?"
3. "You mean to tell me YOU DONT KNOW"
2. "Cuz I dropped my dope about a mile back?"
1. "Cuz you're an a**hole?"
