A young Lieutenant in the foriegn legion is stationed to an isolated outpost in Algeria...
He's talking one day the the posts Sgt Major and says...
"I notice Sgt Major their are no females on this post"
"Thats correct sir" is the reply.
"What then"the Lt asks "do the men do for um conpanionship?if you get my meaning?"
The sgt replys "Well sir us enlisted men have to take matters in hand so to speak. But for the officers they use
Marge the cammel".
"A CAMMEL" Screams the Lt."thats disgusting...and to think officers...I'd never" and storms away.
A few weeks later the Lt agian approches the Sgt Major and asks.
"Sgt Major. This cammel you told me about, where is she kept" The sgt rplies "shes kept tied behind the supply tent sir"
"I see" says the Lt. "And you say all the officers use her?even the Commander?"
"yes sir even the comander.Twice a month in fact"
"Disgusting"says the Lt. and walks away.
A few days later the Sgt Major is passing by the suppy tent.
And see's the young Lt standing behind the Cammel.Pants around his ankles wildly hummping the animal.
"SIR" he shouts "have you lost your mind.Thats disgusting.I'm going to have to report this"
The Lt shocked and confused says "But sgt major you told me all the officers use her."
"Yes they do sir" he says "they use her to ride to town.To the brothel"
