I overheard a husband say something awful to his wife today..."Honey, why is it you are so beautiful but also so stupid?". I couldn't believe he said that!!!

She responded, "God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me and ask me to marry you. He made be stupid so I would say yes!".

Actually heard this one by the preacher in today's Sunday Sermon!!!


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