"Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Wow baby. Me so H0RNY. Me so H0RNY. Me love you long time. You party?"

"Q:Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f@ck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
A:Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!"

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. "