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Judge Roy Bean: Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court
and try you and hang you.
But if you've got money for whiskey,
I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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10 minutes
you're certain of that?
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"I knew it. I'm surrounded by a$$holes."
"Fire a warning shot across her nose."
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"I said across her nose, not up it! Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did sir, he's my cousin."
"Who's he?"
"He's an a$$hole sir."
"I know that but what's his name?"
"That is his name sir, A$$hole, Major A$$hole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an a$$hole too sir, Gunner's mate First Class Phillip A$$hole."
"How many A$$holes we got on this ship anyway?"
"YO!"
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by A$$holes!"
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Everyone know this one....but i still like it.
"I'm your Huckleberry"
Toombstone. One of Val Kilmer's finest...
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If i told them once, i told them a thousands times. "Spinal Tap first, Puppet Show second." "But you get the big dressing rooms", "what, bigger then the puppets" Was there ever a better music movie made then Spinal Tap? "What would you be if you werent a drummer". "Well as long as i can have the sex and the drugs, i can live with out the rock and roll" I think i'll go home at lunch and rewatch it. This afternoon i shall have a page full of quotes for you. 
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Awe see now I was gonna toss a Tap line out there and have people guess!! I'll toss it anyway...
And ya know it's funny, I was talking about Tap at a Jazz band gig in college once and my director was there. Old school died in the wool jazzer. I figured this guy doesn't even LOOK at anything if it's not the most hip current jazz tihng, ya know?
Out of nowhere he goes "Today, Puppet show and Spinal Tap". I thought I was gonna need a de-fib to recover I was laughing so hard!
"That's beautiful, what is it?"
"A new song I am writing in D Minor, the sadest of all keys."
"What's it called?"
"Lick my love pump."
And: "The Boston gig got cancelled, but don't worry, it's not a big college town..."
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He was so awful we had to appoligize with our set. They were still booing him when we were on. I wouldn't tell these boys, but rock n roll...its a fad. Now Frank Sinatra...... Your on 10 on your axe, on 10 all the way across the amps and when you want that extra little puch over the cliff where do you go, where do you go. Nowhere. But we, we go to 11. Thats one louder than 10.......well why dont you just make 10 louder.........  but we go to 11.  Brilliant stuff, Did you buy the Special Edition Spinal Tap. It has over 1 hour 45 minutes of extra scenes.
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"I fart in your general direction!"
Or perhaps this one...
"Sonofa! That's gonna leave a mark..."
Not you fat Jesus!
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"I fart in your general direction!"
Or perhaps this one...
"Sonofa! That's gonna leave a mark..."
Monty Pytho/Holy Grail
Spaceballs
Mark, I actually don't own it yet... Have you seen Return of Spinal Tap?
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Mark, I actually don't own it yet... Have you seen Return of Spinal Tap?
No, I have not. Havent even heard of it. But i will go hunting for it now.
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"Sonofa! That's gonna leave a mark..."
Is that 'Tommy Boy" Very funny film.
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Havent even heard of it. But i will go hunting for it now.
This movie came out in 1994.....where have i been.
just reading some of the comments on Amazon about it. This one cracked me up.
The guitar pyrotechnics and way over the top soloing of Nigel Tufnel continue in "Diva Fever", a forgettable song without the solo. During this particular solo (during which Derek takes a cab and gets a huge meal at a restaurant, while David has a cucumber facial and pedicure) Nigel plays his guitars by throwing horseshoes at them, juggling while playing with his feet, etc. I gotta see this.
My question to you is, how black can it be and the answer is None, none more black.
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Yeah it's awesome. During that solo, he plays the guitar using a violin as a bow. In midst of it he tunes the violin a little. So funny. You know how the original tap was maybe 1/4 concert gags and the rest talk etc, #2 is more like half or 3/4 concert stuff. Good times.
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"He esploded hisself!"
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Some of my all time favs are from "Gladiator"
Maximus: "On My Command, Unleash Hell."
Quintus: "People Should Know When They're Conquered"
Maximus: "Would You Quintus? Would I?"
Maximus: "If you find yourself alone, ridng in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and are already dead"
And from Proximo...one of my faves
Proximo: "Those giraffes you sold me, they wont mate. They just walk around ,eating, and not mating. You sold me...queer girrafes. I want my money back"
Maximus: "Strength and Honor"
Maximus: "Brothers, what we do in life...echoes in eternity"
Lots more but these are amongst the best and most quoted.
"Proud to be an Infidel" ... "100% pure American Jingoist"
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Hey I found THAT solo I was talking about on youtube!! see it here
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victoms...........arn't we all...........
heere....funboy.....
cant rain all the time.........
Who the #*%& are you?......im your passenger...drive...
Try again.........try harder....
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anyone know where this one is from?
"E-marrrrge-ency......everybody to get from strrreet"
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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I don't hate the man, I pity the fool !!!
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-Put it back on Rock, put it back on... you look f*#$ing scaaaarrrry
-This guy is going f*#$ing no where. Where you goin'? No where, that's right
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"Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Wow baby. Me so H0RNY. Me so H0RNY. Me love you long time. You party?" "Q:Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f@ck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE? A:Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!" "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. "
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"Q:Holy Jesus! What is that? What the [Email]f@ck[/Email] is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
A:Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!"
R. Lee Ermey was on the Opie & Anthony radio show (XM)last week, pretty entertaining! He can still recite all those lines, must be like Robert Duvall:
"I love the smell of napalm, smells like..........victory!"
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