Obviously a joke, but if had happened to me I think I would have responded "I'm paying for it, I'll sit on if I want!"

We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.