Ok then....
I'll try to tell this the best I can.
I was down the local mall the other day, doing some boring shopping stuff, etc etc.......MMMMMM hungry is me !!! so....I bought some food and sat outside on a park bench, to eat.
About 2 mins after sitting to eat,
a tramp came and sat next to me, he said nothing for about a min or 2, then turned to me and asked "Are you gay" I said "what" he said again "Are you gay" I said "NO I'M F * NOT" He then said "Why are you sitting on my F***ing bed then ????............
